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What Do We Really Want From DAOC?
By Santa Ravenshroud

Done to the Twelve Days of Christmas! Don't miss this wonderful little Christmas ditty by our very own 'Santa Ravenshroud.' If this doesn't get you into the Christmas spirit, nothing will! Take a break, get some eggnog, and read (or sing)!

- Twelve Brand New Weapons
  I have the sword, you have the dagger, he has the bow, and she has the mace. I guess we’re ready.

-Eleven Healers Healing
   I mean where do you find enough people that JUST want to be healers! (Oh, and clerics for you Albion sorts of course)

-Ten Non-camped Dungeons
   I only require one or two more, but would prefer 10; ala the way AC did it all at once!

-Nine Non-Smite Clerics
   Please refer to eleven healers healing.

-Eight Arrows Hitting
   This is simply love for those archers tired of missing critical shots.

-Seven Topless Barmaids
   I really don’t agree with this part, but Duke Nukem and Doom players needed love too.

-Six Hundred Armorcraft
   Well duh.

-Five Second Quickcast
   I can’t cast use this skill again for HOW long!

-Four Months Free Gameplay
   $12.95! It is as if you have seized me by the base of my snarflees.

-Three Tasking Guardsmen
   Wow its hard to find a good task and harder to drop a crappy one.

-Two Thousand Dollars
   So I can buy myself a level 50 character off Ebay.

-And a Single Power Regeneration Casting Mage in Albion
   Wait the Theurgist..no, Cabalist then...no, Sorceror...umm, ok the Cleric...yes! A heck maybe we have one and I just don’t read enough hint books! Sorry if this was not climax enough for ya.


 

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